PARODY ON THE QOUTES OF LOVE

ORIGINAL QUOTE
if you love someone, set her free...
if she comes back, she's yours.
if she doesn't, it was never meant to be.

THE NEW VERSIONS...

Pessimist:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she ever comes back, she's yours.
if she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?

Optimist:
if you love someone, set her free...
don't worry, she'll come back.

Suspicious:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back within a week, forget it.

Patient:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again.
repeat if necessary.

Schwarzenegger'

s fans:
if you love someone, set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
if you love someone, don't set her free.

The Human Ecologist:
if you love someone, set her free...
in fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!

Lawyers:
if you love someone, set her free...
clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
matrimonial freedom act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
if you love someone, set her free...
if she comes back, we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
if you love someone, set her free...
she'll evolve.

Statisticians:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
if she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

The FBI agent:
if you love someone, set her free...
then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras in her house.

The Pathetic:
if you love someone, set her free...
who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Lawyer:
if you love someone, set her free...
then sue her for emotional distress.

The Psycho:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back, shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:
if you love someone, stalk her.

Fastest Way to Success

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case… OK”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case… OK”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case… OK”
This is how good business is done.

Secret Of Success

Reporter: “Sir, What is the secret of your success?” a reporter asked a bank president.

Bank President: “Two words”

Reporter: “And, Sir,what are they?”

Bank President: “Right decisions.”

Reporter: “And how do you make right decisions?”

Bank President: “One word.”

Reporter: “And,sir, What is that?”

Bank President: “Experience.”

Reporter: “And how do you get Experience?”

Bank President: “Two words.”

Reporter: “And, Sir, what are they?”

Bank President: “Wrong decisions.”

" Wrong decisions teach us essential lessons in life."

Color Psychology

Do different colors affect your mood?

by David Johnson

 

Like death and taxes, there is no escaping color. It is ubiquitous. Yet what does it all mean? Why are people more relaxed in green rooms? Why do weightlifters do their best in blue gyms?
Colors often have different meanings in various cultures. And even in Western societies, the meanings of various colors have changed over the years. But today in the U.S., researchers have generally found the following to be accurate.

Black

Black is the color of authority and power. It is popular in fashion because it makes people appear thinner. It is also stylish and timeless. Black also implies submission. Priests wear black to signify submission to God. Some fashion experts say a woman wearing black implies submission to men. Black outfits can also be overpowering, or make the wearer seem aloof or evil. Villains, such as Dracula, often wear black.

White

Brides wear white to symbolize innocence and purity. White reflects light and is considered a summer color. White is popular in decorating and in fashion because it is light, neutral, and goes with everything. However, white shows dirt and is therefore more difficult to keep clean than other colors. Doctors and nurses wear white to imply sterility.

Red

The most emotionally intense color, red stimulates a faster heartbeat and breathing. It is also the color of love. Red clothing gets noticed and makes the wearer appear heavier. Since it is an extreme color, red clothing might not help people in negotiations or confrontations. Red cars are popular targets for thieves. In decorating, red is usually used as an accent. Decorators say that red furniture should be perfect since it will attract attention.
The most romantic color, pink, is more tranquilizing. Sports teams sometimes paint the locker rooms used by opposing teams bright pink so their opponents will lose energy.

Blue

The color of the sky and the ocean, blue is one of the most popular colors. It causes the opposite reaction as red. Peaceful, tranquil blue causes the body to produce calming chemicals, so it is often used in bedrooms. Blue can also be cold and depressing. Fashion consultants recommend wearing blue to job interviews because it symbolizes loyalty. People are more productive in blue rooms. Studies show weightlifters are able to handle heavier weights in blue gyms.

Green

Currently the most popular decorating color, green symbolizes nature. It is the easiest color on the eye and can improve vision. It is a calming, refreshing color. People waiting to appear on TV sit in "green rooms" to relax. Hospitals often use green because it relaxes patients. Brides in the Middle Ages wore green to symbolize fertility. Dark green is masculine, conservative, and implies wealth. However, seamstresses often refuse to use green thread on the eve of a fashion show for fear it will bring bad luck.

Yellow

Cheerful sunny yellow is an attention getter. While it is considered an optimistic color, people lose their tempers more often in yellow rooms, and babies will cry more. It is the most difficult color for the eye to take in, so it can be overpowering if overused. Yellow enhances concentration, hence its use for legal pads. It also speeds metabolism. 

Purple

The color of royalty, purple connotes luxury, wealth, and sophistication. It is also feminine and romantic. However, because it is rare in nature, purple can appear artificial.

Brown

Solid, reliable brown is the color of earth and is abundant in nature. Light brown implies genuineness while dark brown is similar to wood or leather. Brown can also be sad and wistful. Men are more apt to say brown is one of their favorite colors.

Colors of the Flag

In the U.S. flag, white stands for purity and innocence. Red represents valor and hardiness, while blue signifies justice, perseverance, and vigilance. The stars represent the heavens and all the good that people strive for, while the stripes emulate the sun's rays.

Food for Thought

While blue is one of the most popular colors it is one of the least appetizing. Blue food is rare in nature. Food researchers say that when humans searched for food, they learned to avoid toxic or spoiled objects, which were often blue, black, or purple. When food dyed blue is served to study subjects, they lose appetite.
Green, brown, and red are the most popular food colors. Red is often used in restaurant decorating schemes because it is an appetite stimulant.

Read more: Color Psychology — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/spot/colors1.html#ixzz1jnmCpOci

Oxford Academy Students

My students in Oxford Academy. These are my group class students. We had fun activities like drawing, picture taking, cooking and eating. We also have lots of Role Playing activities. Even though they studied for 10 days only, my teaching experience with them is unforgettable.

Julia is such an active girl, she likes to sing and dance... She is also very talkative. I formally know her on their last day in the Academy... Time is so fast yet I was happy to know Julia Girl!!

 

Little Daisy is one of the cutest girl I've ever met! She likes many things like dancing, singing and most especially acting. She is really very inquisitive and talkative as well. Another thing I'll never forget is all about food because she always asks for snacks  every time we have a class.  She would always say " Teacher, where is my snack??? hahaha

 

This is a collage of the  pictures of little Daisy in  her photo shoots!! hahaha 

She acts like a real model this time. She even suggested for some poses!! 

 

At first, I thought D. H.  is sensitive and strict but in reality he is very caring and considerate.  He tries to understand my discrepancies. What I like about him is that He  respects me.

Pasta con Pollo (Colombian Creamy Pasta with Chicken) by Erica on June 6, 2011

Almost every other week growing up my mother would make this Colombian pasta with chicken dish. This recipe makes me happy because it reminds me of old times, and last week, that was enough for me.

I love this dish because it is easy, feel-good, comfort food cooking, for me. Dinner will be on the table in less than 30 minutes, and you can use leftover chicken. The perfect family meal!

Buen provecho!

Ingredients:
(4-6 servings)

1 pound pasta
4 cups of cooked and shredded chicken
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup finely chopped onion
3 garlic cloves, minced
3 tablespoons tomato paste
White sauce:
3 cups milk
4 Tbs. unsalted butter
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
Freshly grated nutmeg, to taste
2 1/2 cups shredded white or mozzarella cheese
Fresh cilantro for garnish

Directions:

1. Bring a large pot of water to a boil, salt the water and cook the pasta al dente.

2. While the pasta is cooking, in a fry pan over medium-low heat, warm the butter. Add the onion, garlic and sauté until very soft and lightly golden, about 15 minutes. Add the shredded chicken and tomato paste. Stir and cook for 5 minutes more.

3. In a saucepan over medium heat, bring the milk to just below a boil. In another saucepan over medium-high heat, melt the butter. Stir the flour into the butter and cook, stirring, for 2 minutes.

4. Remove from the heat and gradually whisk in the hot milk. Set over medium-low heat and cook, stirring, until thick and smooth, 3 to 4 minutes. Season with salt, pepper and nutmeg. Remove the sauce from the heat. Add the cheese

5. Drain pasta and add to the skillet with the shredded chicken. Toss the pasta to coat evenly with the sauce. Top with cheese and cilantro. Serve immediately.

How to Make Spaghetti Carbonara

Spaghetti Carbonara Recipe. A classic Italian dish made with spaghetti, bacon, eggs and cheese. Serve with a sprinkle of Parmesan and a warm bread roll. Sample our spaghetti carbonara recipe.

Step 1: You will need…

• 200 g dried spaghetti
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 6 bacon slices, chopped
• 2 egg yolks
• 35 g parmesan cheese
• 4 tbsp cream
• salt and pepper
• 2 tbsp parsley, chopped
• 2 saucepans
• 1 wooden spoon
• 1 colander
• 1 bowl
• 1 spoon

Step 2: Cook the pasta

Prepare a pan of boiling water and season with salt. Place the pasta into the pan and push it down with your wooden spoon, so that all the spaghetti is submerged under the water. Add half of the oil and cook for roughly 7-10 minutes.

Step 3: Render the bacon

Meanwhile, into a warmed second pan add the olive oil, then the chopped bacon. Stir and let it render, stirring for a few minutes. To render simply means to melt the fat. Then turn the heat off.

Step 4: Combine the egg yolks, parmesan and cream

Place the egg yolks into a bowl, then the cream and the parmesan cheese. Combine it all together.

Step 5: Drain the pasta

When the pasta is cooked, transfer it into a colander, then place the colander back on top of the saucepan to drain the excess liquid.

Step 6: Cook the egg mixture

Once the pasta is thoroughly drained, quickly place it back into the pan of bacon fat and stir well to coat the pasta. Then pour in the egg mixture and mix thoroughly.
It is very important to use the warmth of the pasta to cook the egg yolks. But do not overheat as you'll end up with scrambled egg!

Step 7: Serve

After mixing thoroughly, season with salt and pepper and add the chopped parsley. Use the tongs to place a generous helping onto each serving plate.

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